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              1. This time of year, my family has—for as long as I can remember—made “Christmas” candy. It’s a recipe that seems simple (1/2 lb butter + 1 packed cup of brown sugar), but it’s the method that’s the difficult part. 1/7
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              As a child, we made it with my grandmother (though it involves a certain amount of VERY vigorous stirring, so the kids’ involvement was mostly a token gesture, in hindsight). 2/7
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            For the past few years, I’ve been trying to make it myself. Trying and failing. I could never get it to set up properly, and it usually broke in the pot before I was even finished stirring. 3/7
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          So, every Christmas, when home to visit, I’d ask my mom to show me, yet again how to do it. I’ve learned, over the many batches, that it’s not something that I could learn by writing it down. It really took practice and a certain amount of something more like apprenticeship. 4/7
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        So, we’d dig out the cast aluminum “three corner” pot, and she’d guide me through making a batch; stacking the two ingredients, setting a timer at just the right moment of melting (which, it turns out, works differently on my gas stove), … 5/7
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      …stirring so vigorously that it works best with more than one person to take over and provide some wrist/elbow relief, and a careful eye peeled for the very first puff of smoke that indicates you’re in the magic zone between mushy and burnt. 6/7
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    Tonight, for the first time in dozens of batches, over many years, I finally nailed it, and my candy set up! (Apologies for the rerun, Facebook and Instagram friends.) 7/7