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    1. …in reply to @ramsey
      ramsey wezfurlong True story: Border Agent: “Where are you driving?” Me: “Maine” BA: “What for?” Me: “A beer festival.” BA: “But why are you going?” Me: “…I like beer?” BA: “Everyone likes beer. WHY are you GOING?” Me: *long pause* “I mean no disrespect, but I don’t know how to answer this.” 1/2
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    ramsey wezfurlong 2/2 BA: “Are you WORKING at this beer festival?!??” Me: “Ohhhhh. No, I’m just attending.” BA: “Well, be more clear next time!” So now I say “I’m ATTENDING a beer festival” when that’s the case.
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